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Noun. A combination of ho and escapes. In other words, questionable activities that directly relate to general hoe-ishness. Often used as an interjection.
Bob: What did you do last night, Anne?

Anne: I was hanging out with my boyfriend...

Bob: Hoescapades!
by SFJ April 01, 2010

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