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6 definitions by SERGIO SANDOVAL

 
1.
slang for cock

and

a yugioh card
Sergio: Hey mija, u want to polish my HORN OF THE UNICORN? Pull the trigger of my love gun? Ride the lightning? Pet my ant eater? Eat my beef jerkey?

Bitch: Yes!

Sergio: Ok, bend over and take it! Take it!
by SERGIO SANDOVAL May 27, 2011
 
2.
Sergio Sandoval is the original LOUCFUR! He's also a speed demon and hates people that drive slow. Specially grandmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He currently has gotten 3 tickets.

1st one for going over 100 mph on the freeway.

2nd one for tailgating a nevada highway patrol car on purpose!

And the 3rd one for going 111 mph on a 55 mph zone. (Reckless Driving Ticket)

Sergio is also the koolest guy ... in the world.
Some say, if you piss him off, he will give you a one way ticket to hell. And if the ladies wanna have sex with him, they also have to bring their sisters and mothers . All we know is, he's called LOU C FUR.
by SERGIO SANDOVAL May 03, 2011
 
3.
It's when a dude only lasts 10 seconds during sex.

He jizzes in her and starts acting like the girl from the exorcist just to stop her from bitching .

She'll be like "wtf!" Thats when you start screaming SAY TEN!

True story
Sergio: take it, take it!

Ruth: mmm, ah, dont stop papi!

Sergio: (oh no! not again!)

Sergio: fuck me! SAY TEN! SAY TEN!

Ruth: WTF!
by SERGIO SANDOVAL May 27, 2011
 
4.
Sergio Sandoval is the original LOUCFUR! He's also a speed demon and hates people that drive slow. Specially grandmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He currently has gotten 3 tickets.

1st one for going over 100 mph on the freeway.

2nd one for tailgating a nevada highway patrol car on purpose!

And the 3rd one for going 111 mph on a 55 mph zone. (Reckless Driving Ticket)

Sergio is also the koolest guy ... in the world.
Some say, if you piss him off, he will give you a one way ticket to hell. And if the ladies wanna have sex with him, they also have to bring their sisters and mothers . All we know is, he's called LOU C FUR.
by SERGIO SANDOVAL May 16, 2011
 
5.
The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.
Dude A: Dude, guess what? I did so much cocaine yesterday. My face got so numb. I made this crazy facial expression.

Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.

Dude A: Oh yeah!

Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the Toad Face!

Dude A: Sweet!

Dude B: You were freaking awesome!
by SERGIO SANDOVAL January 25, 2008
 
6.
The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.
Dude A: Dude, guess what? I did so much cocaine yesterday. My face got so numb. I made this crazy facial expression.

Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.

Dude A: Oh yeah!

Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the toad face!

Dude A: Sweet!

Dude B: You were freaking awesome!
by SERGIO SANDOVAL January 26, 2008