1 definition by SCREWBALL IS PONY FAGGOT

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A pony loving faggot who sucks huge and massive dick. He is an asshole and his first name usually starts with an N. His friends all hate him, and they normally refer to him as a pony faggot, as well as spam him over the internet. He likes to eat chips with his mouth open because he is a fatass. He has no brothers or sisters because he was adopted by 2 gay Russian supermodels. His vagina smells like horse because he is only fucked by ponies. In fact, that is the only type of porn he likes.
Screwball: I LIKE TO START PUNCHING BABIES IN THE FUCKING FACE WHEN PEOPLE START THROWING PONIES ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE, BECAUSE I LOVE PONIES. BRONY FOR LIFE.

Normal Person: Shut up you ponyfucker, nobody likes you.

Screwball: I LIKE TO EAT CHIPS VERY LOUDLY OVER TEH MICROPHONE. THEY ARE YUMMY BUT NOT AS GOOD AS PONY DICK.
by SCREWBALL IS PONY FAGGOT September 21, 2013

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