18 definitions by SBD
Mmmmm Look at Dim Yegs...It took me 20 minutes to get from her ankles to her ass. She's Been Tanning...
by SBD May 22, 2005
Past tense of Thinks.
Look at that douchebag in my rear view mirror. He hit the gas extra hard at the stop light because he just HAD to be in front of me. He THOUGHT!
by SBD March 27, 2005
A more extreme version of a Wall Slider except they fall to the floor with thier nose buried into the ground.
Ashley was 150% sure that dante was the father of her baby. After Maury annouced that he was NOT. She ran backstage and fell to her knees and put her nose into the ground as she cried. CLOSE THOSE LEGS FOR 5 MINUTES AND YOU WONT BE A Floor Sniffer.
by SBD February 20, 2006
1.A stoned killer on socom 2.
2.A person who post definitions with many typo's on urbandictionary.com
2.A person who post definitions with many typo's on urbandictionary.com
by SBD March 29, 2005
A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.
Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad
by SBD February 20, 2006
by SBD March 27, 2005
by SBD March 27, 2005