The occupation of internet gods. Pedobear, Shotacat and Loloki are all nail techs. Anon is the expert nail tech.
Scumbag Steve is an aspiring nail tech but he cannot seem to climb the seven stairs to exit his mom's basement.
Anon: I need a mani-pedi, quick!
Loloki: I am a nail tech, why won't you invite me to beauty express?
Pedobear: Me too
Shotacat: Purr purr, do thaaaat.
Scumbag Steve: Can I do your nails, I have the best china glaze!
Chorus: Techni-coloured YAWN.