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2 definitions by Ryedawg II

One who has no grasp of technology, no matter how times one has to explain how to use something electronic
Wife: Honey what button do I push to turn on the stereo
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button
by RyeDawg II November 01, 2011

To masturbate while your hand is numb, to give the sensation that someone else is pleasuring you, while driving a vehicle.
On the way home from work last night I grabbed myself a quick hitchhiker
by Ryedawg II September 21, 2009