3 definitions by Ryan Tucker

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Person who habitually smokes weed with you but never returns the favor and never pay you.
Weed Monkey: wanna go smoke a bowl, dude?
John: heyyyyy man, quit being such a freaking weed monkey!
by Ryan Tucker January 16, 2007

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A caucasion man or boy that is so white he is compared to chalk.
Damn did you see jerry? what a chalkcasion
by Ryan Tucker January 18, 2007

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A person of Black and White descent.
John: Did you know Linda was a Choccasion?
Steve: Yeah, She has a little cream in her coffee.
by Ryan Tucker January 18, 2007

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