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The act of a lazy masturbator, where the fondler compresses the chode area in order to divert his semen load into various, undiscovered body chambers, eliminating the need for clean up. The fate of the fluids remains undiscovered, but some scientists propose a link between grundle grabbing and chronic bad breath.
Kastura explained that his grundel grabbing was only a problem if he became violent or started missing work on a regular basis because of it.
by Ryan Ross January 16, 2006

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