Ryan P. Cooke
How to thank someone who doesn't deserve the 'S' at the end of 'Thanks' or the 'You' at the end of 'Thank you.' A sarcastic 'Thank you'.
"I moved your car, but it got towed."
On the verge of defecating.
Bob, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a waffle in the toaster.
(noun) The Fly of your pants or shorts.
Linda: "Jim, can I have your wallet?"
Jim: "Yeah, it's in my middle pocket with the zipper."
Being in desperate search for a good time . Hungry for fun.
Bob, this is bad. I'm so fungry I could even go out and join the circus right now.
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