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A Troglodite is a large creature composed entirely of jam. They once tried to take over the universe and absorbed many innocent people, turning them into Troglodites. A troglodite fears nothing other than a hot cup of tea.
The Troglodite moved toward Sebastian, and shut his quivering lips with a bullet of jam.
by Ryan Fawcett July 19, 2006
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