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3 definitions by Ryan Elle

 
1.
n. a dork, an idiot
Look at Hugh, he's such a schween!
by Ryan Elle May 08, 2010
 
2.
n. a dork, an idiot; the female version of a schween
Look at Hughette, she's such a schweenette.
by Ryan Elle August 01, 2010
 
3.
adj. A combination of crunchy and country; someone who is somewhat white trash, yet also hippy.
Person 1: "That guy's smokin' hot--he's so crunchtry."
Person 2: "Yeah, if you go for guys who are dirty."
by Ryan Elle May 19, 2010