1 definition by Rusty Unycorn

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To slap somebody with a cactus. Because the cactus spines have a toxin in them, doing this enough will have the victim puking. Can also be done by curb-stomping their face/body into a cactus. May be used alongside a Mexican Tattoo
I'm gonna drive that bastard out into the desert and cactus whip him till he takes back what he said.
by Rusty Unycorn June 27, 2011

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