114 definitions by Russell Sheppard

1. Where-in a man masturbates so much in a short period of time, that he receives pain instead of an orgasm. 2. Like an automobile gas tank, he no longer has any liquid in the tank.
I was so longly once that I masturbated 10 times in a single night. My Ball Fumes hurt like a mother F***er!
by Russell Sheppard September 21, 2007
1. A sex act where-in 2 people use a double-headed dildo to make their anus's kiss. 2. Pushing a dildo that is in two persons anus's so deep that both of their anus's come in contact with each other. 3. Anus kissing.
You, me and a double-headed dildo going at it Anus to Anus.
by Russell Sheppard September 21, 2007
MILFY TIME is when a man goes out to club, bar, ect; for the sole purpose of finding an older woman to be with. Whether it be for a sexual encounter or for a serous relationship.
(Man 1) Where do you want to go tonight? (Man 2) I wanna goto the Blah-Blah bar. (Man 1) But most of the time that bar is full of MILF's. What about dating someone your own age? (Man 2) F**K That! Anytime is MILFY TIME for me!
by Russell Sheppard August 01, 2008
The act of taking your face and putting it between someone else's butt cheek is called a Butt Mask. This is normally followed by shaking the cheeks against your face.
I would spend a million dollars to use Olivia Munn's ass as a Butt Mask!!
by Russell Sheppard July 31, 2008
1. A mix of lubrication and fecal anal leakage that results from anal sex. 2. A messy bowel movement that comes from eating excessive amount of heavily greasy foods in a short amount of time.
Oh man, my girl kicked me out of bed after my Butt Gravy made the sheets stick to he leg! I though a Dutch Oven would be funny, but more then gas came out of my anus that night...
by Russell Sheppard February 29, 2008
1. Used to describe a woman who's face would make Paris Hilton hot.
I wish Paris Hilton was a Paris Faceless... Paris Hilton looks like that guy Gimpy from the cartoon Undergrads. If only Paris Hilton had a face like Olivia Munn; then she would be hot.
by Russell Sheppard February 14, 2008
1. Eating a woman's pussy until she can no longer produce female lubricant.
She made me stop pleasuring her after she was Eaten Clean .
by Russell Sheppard November 13, 2007

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