114 definitions by Russell Sheppard

A Payday Fighter, also known simply as an "Opponent"; is a fighter that will take any fight and doesn't care whether He/She wins or loses. Often times used to add wins to a marque fighter's record. These types of fighters can be spotted by their records, which often times have a low Win-to-Lose ratio. Example; 5 wins, 20 loses.
I heard So-And-So has a record of 55-0-40. Yeah but most of those fights are against Payday fighters, so they don't count.
by Russell Sheppard March 11, 2008
1. The fictitious commitment to a lovers body part. 2. The marriage between a part of the body that drives a person wild with lust.
Jessica Biel's ass is just too thick! I have such a Body-Part-Devotion to her ass that I want to marry it and buy a house in the city so we can share our life's together!
by Russell Sheppard November 13, 2007
1. Having a Dildo inserted into a person's anus and keeping it their all day. 2. Preforming daily activities with a Dildo in a person's body.
I had a DildoDay and now I can't get the Dildo out!!
by Russell Sheppard November 13, 2007
1. A person that gets so mad at an inanimate object that they wish it was alive, just so they could kill it.
I stubbed my toe on that f***ing table again! If I had one wish, I would wish that f***ing Object to Life so I could f***ing kill it!
by Russell Sheppard September 21, 2007
1. A foot sock that is used in place of a napkins during male masturbation. 2. Used to catch the male climax.
I hope my mom doesn't find my Pet Sock! That thing is hard as a rock!
by Russell Sheppard September 21, 2007
1. To preform oral sex on a woman. 2. More commonly used by a gay male to describe their 100% lack of interest in pleasuring a woman orally. "Fish" being slane for a womans vagina.
(Friend 1) What, you have never gone down on a woman! (Friend 2) No, I don't partake in the Art of Fish.
by Russell Sheppard September 21, 2007
Blog Photo Smearing is when one web site steals a photo from another and then ruins the photo by putting their web address all over the image. Since the Smearing web site never took the original photo, nor did they pay for it; they have no ownership rights over the photo. But by smearing the photo with their web address; they then make it seem like they were the first ones to post the image online. The biggest problem with smearing is that many people use these photos to make custom Wallpaper for Computers and Cell Phones. So when several different web sites steal the same photo and smear it, that photo is then made useless for Wallpaper. The second biggest problem with this is each web site resizes the photo to fit their own personal needs. This then causes quality issues, because each site is showing a different Scaled-Up or Scaled-Down version of the same photo. Even worse, some Celebrity bloggers like Perez Hilton steal photos and then smear them with completely unfunny and completely useless comments. Making Wallpaper creation impossible. Examples of this can be seen by visiting any of the Celebrity Image Blog web sites.
How the F**K can I make custom Wallpaper when every waste-of-space blogger keeps Blog Photo Smearing the same pictures?! Some of these stupid sites even smear their web address several times over the entire picture! It's not theirs to begin with; so tagging it as theirs doesn't actually make it belong to them!! And dumb ass Perez Hilton's stupid comments aren't even funny! He ruined a photo of Pamela Anderson by drawling a little guy saying "Help" between her boobs. Wow! Real creative!! I wish I could be that cleaver!! So there is one hundred sites; all sharing the same photo; but each tagging it as their own! F**KING pointless!! Thanks Jack Ass's!!!
by Russell Sheppard August 04, 2008
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