114 definitions by Russell Sheppard

1. A man that is way out of his league with the ladies. 2. A man who is a level 3 or 4 going after level 10 women.
Do you see this guy? Is he really trying to hit on me? He is a No Card Stud. What the hell is he thinking!
by Russell Sheppard September 21, 2007
1. A male that prefers oral sex over penetration. 2. A man that pays a prostitute so he can give her oral sex.
I just don't like pounding. I'm a Slit Player.
by Russell Sheppard September 21, 2007
1. Where-in a parter preforms oral sex on a woman who is wearing a dress, from underneath a table, in a public place.
My girl once let me go Skirt Diving at a restaurant full of people.
by Russell Sheppard September 21, 2007
1. The use of ones hand to stop the flow of fecal matter from coming out of their anus during a moment of severe diarrhea.
I was so sick that I was forced to Hand Diaper my diarrhea.
by Russell Sheppard September 21, 2007
1 A man or woman with a large booty where-in the partner has an excess amount of fat to hold onto during sex. 2. Large folds of fat that can be used during a sex act.
Man, that girl is thick! You know she was Born with Handles !
by Russell Sheppard September 21, 2007
An Urban Dick Flooder is someone that post completely useless garbage on Urban Dictionary. They cause Editors to spend hours sorting through WOS (Waste Of Space) posts, in order to find the legitimate New Word descriptions. These types of Posters tend to not have their own accounts, and often times are first-time viewers of the site. Since they don't care about the site, or it's rules, they post generic junk like "Jenna is so hot!" and "Tommy is a F@G!". These types of posts create a giant mess of posts that legitimate Posters and Editors have to sort through. Which can cause delays of new words being posted to the site by weeks, even months. Many legitimate words can even be dismissed on accident due to this fact.
Man am I getting sick of sorting through WOS posts from Urban Dick Flooders! If they would just read the rules, so much time wouldn't be wasted sorting through all of this S**T! I have some words that have been sitting on hold for months because legitimate Editors like myself spend more time deleting WOS posts, then we do getting to post true, creative content.
by Russell Sheppard July 27, 2008
An artificial smile made by a person placed in a situation of power, meant to mislead And/Or misdirect the conversation.
CEO: No, my company didn't kill that person (CEO Smile). He must have rapidly aged to the point were his head came off of his own body naturally (CEO Smile).
by Russell Sheppard July 11, 2008

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