Boy: "Man, did you hear about those dolphin
massacres in Japan? How messed up
AB: "Have you seen me in this shirt before?"
Boy: "Yeah. I mean, dolphins are intelligent
and docile animals."
AB: "And my jeans? They make me look fly, huh?"
Boy: "Mmm Hmm. But what can we do to help those dolphins. Is Greenpeace involved, do you think?"
AB: "Oh look, there's Madison
. Can you believe
she's wearing pink AGAIN!"
Boy: (sigh) "You're such an AbercromBitch..."