From Monty Python's Ebonics language lesson...
(classical music plays)
And now, todays Ebonic Language lesson...
1."My,you're a lovely young lady..."
"DA--, bit--, youz a fine muther f-er"
DA--, bit--, yous a fine mother f-er(*ding*)
2."Let's go for a ride, shall we?..."
hey baby, lets jump in my lo-rider, and lets rotate these tires!
Hey baby, lets jump in my low-rider, and lets rotate these tires... (*ding*)
3."You are beutiful.I would like to make love to you..."
Da--bi--, u'r stupa fly,let me pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey!
Da--bi--, your stupa fly,let me pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey...
4."Greeting old friends..."
5.May I borrow some money ?
hey, let me hold some me n's, i will hit you back on the first , my brother.
Hey, let me hold some me n's, I will hit you back on the first, my brother.(*ding*)
6.You dont have it? Thanks anyway...
7. Making new friends...
8. I admire your fashionable running shoes...
Drop dem nikes off yo ass befo i blast u muther f-er!
Drop them nikes off yo ass before i blast you mother f-er.(*ding*)
I used to be a stuck-up white boy fake in the funk... bump that, I aint no bull---- to the front street no more, thanks to the wake-up crew's Ebonics Language Lesson
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