1 definition by Russ of the Albuquerque Russ'

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when a man nuts in his underwear and then wipes the goo filled tighty whiteys into the face of his chick, as though he were cleaning her face with a washcloth.
I came in my underwear before we got down to business and my gal laughed and said I needed a wet washcloth. Well, I showed her and gave her the wet washcloth instead.
by Russ of the Albuquerque Russ' September 19, 2007

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