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(noun)
Acronym for established older woman; often spotted in bars trying to pass for women in their late 20's or early 30's. Often associated with or interchangeable with cougar or sugar momma.
guy 1: last night this E.O.W. was trying to pick me up at the club.

guy 2: doesn't she have kids or a business to be taking care of?
by Rumplstilskin6 May 16, 2010

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