3 definitions by Rufus Truthfist

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A byproduct of intense ogling towards a woman, preferably when she is not aware. Notable characteristics include heightened lack of self-awareness, decreased hand-eye coordination, increased time gaps between eye blinks, pupil dilation, drooling, and possibly a mild erection (see chubber).

Other males who have been inadvertently caught in the line of sight have likened the experience to making eye contact with Medusa.
So the bartender with the nice ass bent over and we all took a peek, but Paul really gave her the creep stare.
by Rufus Truthfist July 16, 2009

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Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.
At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.
by Rufus Truthfist August 02, 2009

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A slang term for a highly effeminate male, especially one who attempts to create idle converstation to many people as a potential conduit to receive the hot ding-dong juice.
This fruitbomb kept calling out "Yoo-hooo!" to me in order to ask for stupid shit, like borrowing a can of WD-40, or my penis.
by Rufus Truthfist August 02, 2009

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