See related term frienda
A friend of the male gender. The English language
had previously made it too easy for men to make their
girlfriend or whatever girl they were chasing
at the time jealous
by telling her he's "out with
a friend". Back
then, for the next several hours after receiving that "with
a friend" text from him, her mind
would go from convincing herself that the friend is a dude from his gym, to thinking that this "friend" is a 5'9" bikini model
named Natash with
insane legs who invited herself to his apartment. And back
and forth between those
thoughts. In reality, it was his childhood friend, Brian, that he was with
, studying, but he knew what he was doing when he said to her "a friend" just to make
himself cooler in her mind
as she would for sure imagine
this "friend" to be a woman and at least an 8. And he knew she wouldn't ask the sex of this friend, or she would appear
to be a jealous
psycho. And she is still trying to play
frienda or friendo so that
they don't have
this easy "with a friend
" method of instilling jealousy into women's minds.
Girl: where are you?
Boy: I'm home waiting for a friend
to come by to get something from me.
Girl: (imagining friend
means some slut and something means sex). "What! Who is this bitch"
Boy: no, it's a friendo he's picking up some tickets from me.
Girl: oh! you should
've said so to begin
with! If only men would use friendo instead of he neutral "friend
", it would save us from hours of looking through your Facebook friends list to see which of these bitches you may be with...