A recently famous actor who lives in Barnes, London. He has recently been the fantasy of all the girls in the world. However, It is by now widely known that he has a one inch wonder, and is shite in bed.
Fugly girl 1: Itz R Pattz innit!
Fugly girl 2: yeee... he's well buff!
One of the 1000 girls he has slept with: you two have obviously not seen his one inch wonder yet.
Fugly girl 1: shut up, I'm gonna marry him when I'm older
Another girl who has slept with Robert pattinson: Whateva!