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An intricate group sexual activity where four men (three Caucasian and one African-American) aim their penises towards an awaiting woman and ejaculate simultaneously.
Peter: "Let's make her look like a marshmallow man!"
Ray: "Careful not to cross our streams!"
Dana: "I ain't 'fraid of no scrote."
Men (In unison): "Bustin' makes me feel good!"
The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.
Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"
Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."
Wife: "I want a divorce."
A person who only cheers for "Amazing Race" contestants based on the team's ethnicity.
"Carlos is betting on Mark & Michael to win this season. He's such an Amazing Raceist."
A gentleman with an overabundance of pubic hair so voluminous that it can be styled into 80's New Wave hairstyles.
"I'm gonna dump Pete. I saw him naked and the hairy bastard has A Cock Of Seagulls! I ran, i ran so far away - just to get away."
The attempt to seduce a woman while she is on her period.
"Danielle's on the rag but i'm really horny. I'm gonna try to Flomance her with some chocolates."
Slang term for one with a cunnilingus addiction.
"Man, Ricky's been down on Lucy's business for hours! That boy is a Grade-A Peach Gobbler!"
A woman's untrimmed pubic hair which escapes on all sides from the confines of miniscule undergarments.
"Michelle took off her jeans and to my surprise her Victoria's Secret's were surrounded by Thongle!"
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