2 definitions by RouteBeer

Fancy Paella

The act of defficating in and about the face and mouth of a person sleeping on a beach in the Spanish Mediterranean.

He decided to give Connor a fancy paella; everyone knows that you should never fall asleep on a beach in the Balearic Isles but the fool had done it anyway. At least it was probably gluten free.

by RouteBeer August 9, 2018

Pacha

A lame, easily angered female, usually associated with tacos or taco making.

That Pacha working at the taco truck looked so pissed when I asked for extra salsa. I thought she was going to choke me.

by RouteBeer June 2, 2014