Not a necessarily a quick fix - but a unique, cheap approach to a sudden engineering disaster that arises; It's not pretty.
Also the only word of this variety to avoid being a disparaging remark about a group of people.
Engineer 1: "look I fixed it!"
Engineer 1: "Turns out that a single matchbook cover can hold this entire 3 ton mechanism stable."
Engineer 2: "thats's a total kludge."
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