When someone is so bad at fucking that you can barely feel it, they can be called a Numbfuck.
Numbfuck can also be used as an insult to someone who is blindingly stupid.
Girl 1: Omg, Brad and I did it last night!
Girl 2: Really? How was it?
Girl 1: He's a total numbfuck!
Girl 2: Ah, that's too bad.
Woman: Angelica! Why did you put the butter in the microwave? You're a total Numbfuck!
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