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2 definitions by Rory O'Hooligan

 
1.
A method of masturbation, where the male takes his erect penis and quickly runs his hands down the shaft as if he was a fireman unrolling a long hose. When he ejaculates, he shakes the penis violently while making the sound of a water hose, to simulate a powerful fire hose.
Jeffrey did the fireman to his girlfriend.
by Rory O'Hooligan October 15, 2007
 
2.
A method of masturbation, where the male somewhat violently lifts his hands from beneath his penis, upwards towards his head in a flailing motion. The idea is to simulate an octopus flailing its tentacles, while stimulating the penis.
James was doing the octopus when his mom walked in to the room.
by Rory O'Hooligan October 15, 2007