43 definitions by Rook's Buddy

The rural equivalent of ghetto fabulous. Also something or someone that appeals to hillbillies or trailer trash. Daisy Duke is "hillbilly fabulous."
Things that are hillbilly fabulous:
Pickup trucks
Marlboro Light cigarettes (Females only)
monster trucks
double-wide trailer
by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010
A highly offensive term for a female pilot who participates in the sport of aerobatics.
1. That stunt cunt fly! Look at how smooth and graceful she is!

2. I thought that aerobatic airplane was flown by a stunt cunt, because it is painted pink.
by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010
Being "roached-up" means to be living in close confines, or to be living with another person, or people, with very little extra room or space. Hillbillies are often "roached-up" in trailer parks. Porch monkeys can often be found "roached-up" in a project. Typically, the people who are "roached-up" don't live with a very high standard of living. Rather they live like cockroaches, form which the phrase is derived.
1. Look at those hillbillies roached-up in that old school bus. I'm not sure which structure is the chicken coop!

2. Those niggers are roached-up in the ghetto. Lets avoid that neighborhood so that we don't get capped in a drive-by shooting.
3. The young college kids roached-up in a dorm room and played on-line computer games. It is good to see them getting full value for their college education!
by Rook's Buddy June 08, 2010
"Non-reflective" is a polite and accurate term that is used to describe a Negro. It effectively replaces words such as: nigger, coon, spook, etc.

Though not politically correct in absolute terms, "non-reflective" is, at the very least, not a rude or denigrating term. The various Negro peoples can rejoice in the fact that there is an accurate label for them other than the word "nigger."
1. Do you hear that rap music with the window-rattling base? It must be coming from that Cadillac Escalade with the spinner wheels filled with non-reflectives.

2. Please be kind toward the non-reflectives. Yes, they do behave in a violent and inappropriate fashion, but they don't know any better. They are, after all, niggers!
by Rook's Buddy May 16, 2010
Pussy tracks are stains on the linens or bedsheets created by the fluids that leak from a woman's vaginal cavity. If the woman is having her period, then reddish-brown pussy tracks can be expected. If she had sexual intercourse and was ejaculated into, then the pussy tracks will be a whitish color, as they are composed largely of semen. Some women will express urine in their sleep, and these pussy tracks will have a yellowish tinge. In theory, any combination is possible, depending largely on the woman's vaginal discharge. Additional possibilities include the remains of any vaginal suppository or cream that may have been used in the vagina.
1. I ate that bitch out for hours last night; when I woke up, she was in the shower, but pussy tracks were everywhere. Ewww....

2. My girlfriend changes her sheets often, because she has a raging infection from a previous sexual encounter and oozes nasty pussy tracks when she sleeps. I can't wait for the penicillin to start working, so that I don't have to wear a condom anymore!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
The mat of pubic hair on a female that must be parted before urination or the stream of urine will be split into a disgusting spray of nasty hot piss.
Example one: Lori has such a nasty mat of hair on her pussy that she must part her labia so that she can avoid spraying the entire toilet bowl with a golden piss cutter.

Example two: That nasty bitch pulled her panties aside to take a leak, but sprayed the bumper of my truck with a golden horrible piss cutter!
by Rook's Buddy May 08, 2010
Female, and perhaps effeminate males, that are exceptionally flighty and irresponsible are often called dingbats. Reason and accountability are concepts that dingbats refuse to acknowledge.
The dingbat got a speeding ticket on the way to her hair appointment. She was not upset about receiving the citation, but was very unsatisfied and upset about her bad haircut.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
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