1 definition by RonnieH

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Stoners are the exact opposite of contrary belief. Considered to be different than potheads, stoners are more willing to apply themselves into life, they also have a stronger sense of the ability to learn.
Most stoners actually enjoy learning, where as a pot head smokes weed, often mixing it with alcohol or other drugs of choice.
Stoners enjoy sitting down with a bunch of friends who share their interest.* Talking about life experiences, religious beliefs, and other fascinating topics that often interest even the most educated person.
Stoners are not stereotypically brain dead, yet usually the exact opposite. The majority of the time, stoners are some of the smartest humans to walk this planet. Most cannot hold a respectable job title, not because they can't personally do it, but because society looks down on them.

This is pointless in the fact that, stoners are truly the smartest people alive and if they were running business, government, or other fascists of authority, we would be way more advanced and better.
But society as a whole rather remain ignorant to this fact and give up a stoner's chance to prove them wrong.

*Just in case you didn't pick it up,
That means smoking weed. : )
-Hey man, what you up to?

+ Nothing much, I'm thinking about this idea to boost our economy.

-Oh really, that's a good idea, you must be high, because I'm a stereotypical society member and I don't even want to give you a chance.

+ But dude, it will pay off our debts as a nation in about three weeks!

-Yeah, but you smoke weed, you stoner, so it won't work.

(Three Weeks Later)
-I should have listened to his idea....
by RonnieH May 23, 2009

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