5 definitions by Rondo Boner

Top Definition
To jack off and huff gas simultaneously for a spectacularly heady high.
It was a rainy Saturday, so I went to my crawlspace with my headband light, jackrag, and a can of gas and got my proper juff on.
by Rondo Boner February 13, 2007
While receiving a B.J., piss in the girls mouth when you tell her you're cumming.
Kristin really enjoyed mouthing my dill spear until I gave her a moutful of pickle juice.
by Rondo Boner February 13, 2007
A sacred ritual where 2 or more people dance around a tent occupied by a furious masturbator.
We knew Rick was beatin' it inside the tent, so the 4 of us began circling the tent in an Apache Love Song.
by Rondo Boner October 15, 2009
The act of masturbating under the cloak of camouflage or darkness. A clandestine stroke, in other words.
My deer hunting trip was really taking a toll on me. After thinking about Oprah Winfrey for 5 minutes in my tree stand, I pulled my pudd out of my camo pants and had an invisible touch.
by Rondo Boner March 26, 2009
The flogging of one's dong for stimulation, taking place either a) inside an air conditioned room b)outside on a brisk day.
This summer heat and humidity is KILLING me. I'm going to go in my bedroom, have a cool jerk and take a 3-hour nap.
by Rondo Boner November 18, 2008
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