1 definition by Ron Cordova

Top Definition
a midget. some prefer the term, 'vertically challenged', and more still, prefer 'short person'

Shorto is probably the most polite way to put it though
hey shorto
midget responds "i will not reach to the bottom of the dairy case for you"
by Ron Cordova June 05, 2006

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