Roger the Cabin Boy
Err, it's a penis, obviously.
'...shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree..."
The League of Gentlemen
After the seventeenth-century French soldier, one who is exceptionally skilled in the use of the
. Far outranks a mere
He was a veritable D'Artagnan among mere pork swordsmen
"What' the matter mate? You look frustrated."
"Haven't blown me beans for days, Dave. Fucking jam donut week, innit."
Female anus; derived from greyhound racing terminology. See also
"Trap one was out of action, so I had to use trap two."
Awarded to a man who has had anal sex with a female partner. Derived from British greyhound racing terminology, where the dog wearing the blue jacket traditionally starts in
. See also
"I wore the blue jacket last night..."
Someone who has made a tonne of money while still young, probably in one of the dotcom booms or by selling off another business they founded, and now loafs around doing cool stuff
Gary Fisher, Elon Musk are chillionaires
: derived from the Australian slang
, on account of its generally round, wrinkled and brown appearance.
"Let me update you."
"I'm hoping to update her this evening."
"He promised he would update me. It's most frustrating."
"I've been giving him hourly updates."
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