1 definition by Roger Dillington Of The Nefarious Society Of Fiendish Gentleman

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An emo is generally a small person sporting very tight, often striped clothing and who wear eyeliner . . even the males. Now it may be just may but the only half talented people to wear eyeliner to my knowledge have been Alice Cooper and Kirk Hammett whereas these emo fuckwits just like queer. Alleged self-confessed self-harming is often used as a cunning plan to make them seem more interesting and to gain sympathy. Surely everyone must have realised that they are just attention seeking bastards who need to be dealt with by a good, hard slap across the back of the head or in more extreme cases, sandpapering their faces off. Then they'd definitely have to stop. It is in my opinion that people such as Gerard Way and Ville Valo are responsible for the horde of pussies that are slowly engulfing the country seeing as they are totally gay, whiny and just ridiculously annoying. Also, since when did it become a good thing to be an emo?

Personally, I do not refer to them as emo. I prefer the term faggoth as it describes them perfectly, a faggot goth. I also wonder why they think it's a good look to appear as if they are slowly dying.
Me: You're a faggoth
Emo: OMFG LIKE, OMG, THAT'S SO HARSH
Me: Good
Emo: (Runs away, cries, scratches self, attention seeks)
Me: Hahaha, what a gay.

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