13 definitions by Roger DeCoster

A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.
"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"
by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

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A general unit of measurement used to describe relatively long objects. The opposite of a c-hair.
'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."
by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

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The act of purposely projectile vomiting. Usually done when one is drunk as a means of purging alcohol from one's system on purpose.
"John got so drunk that he turkey burped off the side of the deck."
by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

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wob
Stands for 'Wearer of Black'. Usually used to describe goth clothing or an all-black clothing ensemble.
"I saw a couple of wobs come out of the bar and hop on their vintage Vespas."
by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

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synonymous with mullet. Basically a combination of the words 'short' and 'long' referring to the short and long hair parts that make up a mullet.
"That guy just got his schlong caught in the fan blade of his Camaro."
by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

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Two or more asians in a car together. Usually a tricked out Honda or Acura with a fart pipe. Usually all wearing sunglasses and spiked hair.
"I passed an asian gang on my way to get donuts last night. They were trying to look very tough and scary."
by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

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