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4 definitions by Roger Clemens

 
1.
1. n. one who puts stupid ass definitions on Urbandictionary.com about people they know personally from their school.

Listen up, kiddies: its not cool - and it never will be - to write about how (hot, athletic, sexy, ugly, stupid, mean) you think (name) from (location) is.

Your pal won't think you're much cooler, you're enemy will only laugh at you more because of your pathetic cyber-nerd venting methods and your date won't think your confession of true love on the internet is original. In fact, they'll probably think you're an assclown.
1. That person who wrote the definition inspiring this post was a dictionary polluter.

2. This site used to be funny years ago when it poked fun of a lot of things, but now its clogged up with teenie bop bullshit and is losing its entertainment value. Stupid dictionary polluters.
by Roger Clemens November 29, 2004
 
2.
1. A website filled with games such as chess and pool.
2. A good alternative to actually paying attention in high school.
I remember when the school started to block the yahoo games site, so we learned japanese and spanish so we could log on under different countries
by Roger Clemens September 21, 2004
 
3.
also known as philadelphia, the City of Brotherly Love, the city gets its nickname from the smog, litter and overall dirtiness that best describes most of Philly. The city is dying, but most of those who glamorize the city are too busy partying to notice what is really going on.
I call philthadelphia my temporary home.
by Roger Clemens November 29, 2004
 
4.
1. A city that is falling apart thanks to poverty and deindustrialization.

2. A place where people from the clean, safe SUBURBS of Philly claim to live, but the reality is only poor black people live in Philly, alongside the white, suburban population that temporarily calls the city home as they pursue their degrees at Temple, La Salle Drexel, University of the Arts or U Penn.

3. A place that, although already rich in history, got screwed out of becoming the capital of the United States because of the Dixieolopoly that forced the "compromised" location of present day Washington D.C.

4. A city that can't seem to produce a championship in any sport, no matter how promising each year looks.

5. Getting screwed over in general
Person 1: Have you seen the Census of 1940 and the Census of 2000?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: What the HELL happened to Philadelphia?

I thought I had been handed a philadelphia when I was the last to get dinner, but I quickly remembered that the city had been shafted ten times worse than I had and I was exaggerating my own problems.
by Roger Clemens November 29, 2004