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5 definitions by Rod Handler

 
1.
A caustic euphemism for the more commonly known whigger. Said to be congoid-like yet coated with a white layering. A common battle cry might be: "All causes not my own". A clear illustration of their disinterest in bearing forth sustainable culture.
Todd is such a salt-nigger. Does he really think we care about Tupac.
by Rod Handler December 09, 2003
 
2.
The chronic and universal condition of non-quantifiable measurement of talent regarding higher faculties in relation to the congoid sub-species.
Although the term is inherently offensive to all non-humans and a great number of women of both sexes, usage tends to go unnoticed in mixed company due to the tri-syllabic structure of the word.
"Apetitude is often measured by the amount of bastardy in your heraldry"
by Rod Handler December 11, 2003
 
3.
one who nobbles the cob, ie: one who engages in oral sex with a male.
betty sure is a cob nobbler!
by rod handler March 24, 2005
 
4.
Tupac Amaru Shakur; a sing-talk minstrel performer of Congoid-African decent. Shakur became a wealthy and successful capitalist late in his short life. Of note, he shares his name with an 18th century revolutionary of South America who fought against Spanish colonialist control in an area never populated by African slaves. Ironically, even though Shakur is now dead as the result of gangland depravity, his name is still in use amongst a Peruvian Marxist-Leninist-Maoist jungle-guerrilla insurgency cell who adopted the name from the same source.
To confound matters more, Shakur's fortune was earned by way of mass-distribution through capitalist free market expression of audio recordings documenting the nether-world of urban blight commingled with the futile experience of growing up male in a matriarchal breeding experiment of which the sole purpose was to disengage the father as provider and custodian of the family while installing in his place the apparatus of Marxist-Leninist economic servility now known as the nanny-state.
Although remaining quite obtuse and to the point very much detached from the above definition throughout the entirety of his life, Tupac held to one belief above all:
"THUG LIFE"
The shibboleth-cum-acronym for: "The Humiliatingly Uneducated Ghetto-Snipe Languishes In Fatuous Exertion". Although syntactically ill-formed, this rallying cry saw to it that yet another generation of dissipated and deracinated congoidal-youth would fall prey to the state sanctioned drop out culture so prevalent in the late 20th-early 21st centuries.
"Who shot Tupac?" "Yo- Who did'nt shoot Tupac"
by rod handler January 05, 2004
 
5.
The shibboleth-cum-acronym for: "The Humiliatingly Uneducated Ghetto-Snipe Languishes In Fatuous Exertion". Although syntactically ill-formed, this rallying cry saw to it that yet another generation of dissipated and deracinated congoidal-youth would fall prey to the state sanctioned drop out culture so prevalent in the late 20th-early 21st centuries.
A maxim made popular by Tupac Amaru Shakur; a sing-talk minstrel performer of Congoid-African decent, Shakur became a wealthy and successful capitalist late in his short life. Of note, he shares his name with an 18th century revolutionary of South America who fought against Spanish colonialist control in an area of the continent never populated by African slaves. Ironically, even though Shakur is now dead as the result of gangland depravity, his name is still in use amongst a Peruvian Marxist-Leninist-Maoist jungle-guerrilla insurgency cell who adopted the name from the same source.
To confound matters more, Shakur's fortune was earned by way of mass-distribution through capitalist free market expression of various audio recordings documenting the nether-world of urban blight commingled with the futile experience of growing up male in a matriarchal breeding experiment of which the sole purpose was to disengage the father as provider and custodian of the family while installing in his place the apparatus of Marxist-Leninist economic servility now known as the nanny-state.
Yo Ho Ho save me from my tortured self, the thug life aint for me!
by Rod Handler July 03, 2004