The name of a hobbit like creature who's short in stature and very hairy.
Although Fidos are known to be extremely , sarcastic and an all round douche, people still want to befriend it.
Commonly found near woodland.
A: "Dude, what was that hairy thing that just called you a dick?"
B: "It was just a Fido."
A: "I wanna be friends with it!"
B: "Me too!"