Get hammered then get naked go into your mates neighbors garden shake your tail/FANAAYY at them then jump back get dressed before your friends see so you can say it never happened.
No matter what they will look attractive cause you will be hammered and if they are not attractive your not hammered enough.
OMG take your tail away from me.
Next day 'Hear what our neighbor said about you last night...
And you didn't get naked once unless of course you were beer goggling shit.'
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