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12 definitions by Rocketman

When you slap your penis between a flip phone and procede to have sex with it.
I had phone sex but accidentally electrocuted myself and singed my penis.
by rocketman January 30, 2005
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When a girl is giving you head and you blow it on her face then punch her in the nose so she bleeds.
It was a good strawberry swirl until I realized she was a hemophiliac and she bled to death.
by rocketman January 30, 2005
250 111
Big boobs or big clothed boobs.
I'd like to take a peek at her sweater cows.
by rocketman January 30, 2005
143 35
My right hand with which I stroke.
I had sex last night with Pamela Handerson.
by rocketman January 30, 2005
119 61
A slutty sloth that has sex with all the male sloths in the area.
That sluth is so loose she "gets around" faster than she gets around.
by rocketman January 30, 2005
91 34
Somone who masturbates constantly. As soon as they get their rocks off they get right to it and do it again.
He had a serious addiction to masturbating...he was a chain stroker.
by rocketman January 30, 2005
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1. An expression of utter boredom.

2. An expression of complete randomness and irrelevancy.

3. An expression commonly used in conjunction with many other random distractions, in an effort to confuse and eventually defeat the enemy.
Mike: Hey! Whats going on?
Frank: Mognerm Werbatfik!
Mike: What the hell?
by Rocketman December 23, 2004
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