A magical forest, north of the United States of America. People generally believe that there are little to no laws, and that free healthcare and French people run rampant. They say "Eh?" a lot. It is also known as the "heaven" of a religious group known as the liberals. Liberals (of both Orthadox and Moderate leanings) agree that Canada is real and that Al Gore is their president. There are some minor variances in the idea of Canada for the many sects of liberal. Some groups believe that Canada has no FCC, other more extreme groups say that Canada doesn't even have pants. Skeptics are quick to point out that a country such as Canada could never exist because it's simply too "retarded".
Also rumored to have bestowed fortune cookies and JELL-O upon the world.
Canada also invented the great sport known as hockey, and provides approximately 96% of all NHL hockey players.
BLAME CANADA ON ALL YOUR PROBLEMS! Canada = Scapegoat
Canada is WAY better than the United States, M I RITE?