16 definitions by Robert Head

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In American term-times, July is the time when children don't have school. Thus someone who's just like school in july has no class.
"Dude you're just like school in July: no class."

by Robert Head April 18, 2007
To "go deep" can lean on two senses of the word in my eyes: either a) to go deeper down the field when playing American football - don't ask me, not American or b) to penetrate your lady (or man friend) that slight bit deeper by changing angle or adding a slight bit of thrust... kabang and there you have it.
1 - "Mikey, go deep I'm gonna make this mother fucker fly like that frantic greek child who flew to close to the sun".

2 - ...later that night at either (a) Mikey's mum's, (b) Mikey's coache's or (c) Mikey's girlfriend's place, whatever floats your boat - "Ohh Mikey, way to go. Ohh, phud... ohh slam me hunny. Drill me like Dr. Evil's project vulcan baby, drill me good like the driller killer, ohh fuck me... fuck me, go deep! Take me to the core of the earth baby....woooohoooo. What a fucking rush - p.s. she faked it.
by Robert Head April 04, 2007
A lady, who to put it mildly, has a vagina that bares the signs and scars of much over-use in its time.
Person 1: So, did you fuck the shit out of that girl you keep chatting about.

Person 2: Look I'd rather leave this stone unturned, get my message.

Person 1: What, don't put that evil on me. Give me a straight answer, what's the problem.

Person 2: Well, she... she was a fucking throb-job you hear, her vagina looked like a fucking cement mixer ok, I'd need a fucking tree trunk just to hit the spot in that thing.

Person 1: Whoa man... you mean to tell me, that you... you never took your chances, she's like the hottest girl around the whole state.

Person 2: Well you try fucking her when you're presenting a fucking mountain with a bonsai tree, look it's her fault... I'm built just fine, so wipe that fucking smirk off your face.
by Robert Head April 04, 2007
1. A large globule of stars and other celestial bodies. Ours is a spiral galaxy; much like the spiraling tail at the furthermost point of a hurricane.

2. The bestest chocolate available for consumption!

3. A portly woman.
1. "Man I wish I could fit my whole collection of prada bags into this pint-size galaxy" said the supermodel.

2. It's creamy, but it's not spermazoa.

3."look at the size of that galaxy; I bet she shits stars!".
by Robert Head April 18, 2007
A term used by a friend or affiliate of a person who propagates some sort of trouble, using this term is a last-resort where trouble is imminent and realistically is never used by the perpetrator receiving the outcome of his wrong-doing, mishap or misdemeanor on the flip side.

May also be substituted for spaghetti-hoes when a skanky skiny broad trundles past.
Example 1, of Uh-oh spaghetti-os:

Person 1: Why is that jock steam-rolling in our
direction, he's striding like we're the feast after his

Person 2: Well I got his dumb ass broad into bed and left
my calling card.

Person 1: Well what's that?

Person 2: Haven't you heard what they say about me? They
call me the nerd with the brain in his wingless, NOT
skinless larger than your average sea bird plane.

Person 1: Well *gulp*, which spot should we present him
with to beat on?

Person 2: Well, *points to spot and lifts shirt up a
slight amount* I think I have a slight slip disc just
above my pelvis; thing's been killin' me; maybe he can
thump it back into position.

Person 1: Right... is it to late to refer back to the old
wrongly timed but always brilliantly quipped phrase Uh-oh
spaghetti-os in such times of imminent trouble?

Person 2: It would appear that way.

Example 2:

"Look at that thin piece of spaghetti figured ass" said Wanda."I
could curl that scrawny length of disgrace right into a pasta shell." She went on: "I
mean you don't see black spaghetti hoes like that
none-too-often. Must be hard for her to find a partner,
must need a man build like the graphite in a pencil -
aye aint your Ray the perfect fit!?". "Yeah!?" retorted Donna with an on the sly tinge of surprise on her breath after hearing the sardonic remarks of her portly pal, "Wanda, you could also use her as a tooth-pick what with that 15 centimeter gap hanging between those prominent front teeth o' yours."

You must understand I'd been listening to sir Mixalot - that's why I used black people as an example, in no way racist here people. Hope that was received with chuckles and not raised knuckles.
by Robert Head April 12, 2007
When a whord of those little urban urchins we otherwise know as chavs, attack pedestrians in insanely large and hooliganish numbers in order to prove a point that they're "hard mate, don't mug or murk me off blud as I'll knock you spark out" or to just steal a worthwhile valuable item, which may often to them be something that you hadn't had the time to assign any value like a 1 penny coin or a fake pearl bracelet or possibly just possibly a very old, extremely crap, rusty bicycle which lacks brake power, a second wheel and a few spokes - yeah they really will take anything they can and then whorde it in their garbage lined dens.
Oh sorry we're late, we got chav tag-teamed on the way here, so Rich had to kick one of them in the teeth and Sarah let them have it with some cheap hairspray she had lying in the recesses of her handbag.
by Robert Head April 04, 2007
A synonym for breasts. Otherwise known as ta-tas, boobs, bust, breasties, chicken tats, rack, jelly stack-ems, tits, cans, bazongas, fun bags, missiles, teets, jubblies, mama factories, milk-ems, dirty pillows, caressables, welsh terrain, lumpy v space, (melons or other large fruit) bumps or lumps.
"I'm guessing you bake, because you have chest-buns... alright!" Yes... how corny.
by Robert Head April 18, 2007

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