9 definitions by Robby H.

Top Definition
When the driver is on a date and pretends to stop short in an emergency situation, hence putting his arm out as if to stop the passenger from flying through the windshield. But what he is really doing is feeling her boobs...
"Dude, you used the stop short? That's my move!"
by Robby H. November 09, 2004
the biggest bitch in television history..a few words to define her: Arrogant, Racist, Whiny, Bitchy, Annoying, Fake, etc.
NO ONE likes Omarosa because she is so fucking arrogant and uses the race card to get away with whatever the fuck she wants.
by Robby H. October 02, 2005
A person who likes to use a cock as a cigarette.
Mom:"David where's your brother?"
David:"Oh, the cocksmoker is up in his room playing twister with his boyfriend."
by Robby H. November 21, 2004
Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.
Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."

Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."
by Robby H. February 08, 2005
When the human waste comes out too soon and leaves a brown "track-like" looking shitstain on the inside of your momma's panties. It can also be found on the inside of a toilet bowl when your bastard, son-of-a-bitch brother drops the bomb.
Son: Daddy what are the brown marks on mommy's underwear?
Dad: Wow your a dumbfuck, those are your mother's shitstain tire tracks.
by Robby H. October 21, 2004
Also known as blue balls.
I came down with a bad case of vasocongestion when I didn't achieve an orgasm.
by Robby H. July 05, 2005
Someone who is very gay, or just acts very girly. A fruit bucket may also be a cocksmoker.
o yeah, that kid wears shortshorts and likes to giggle...he's a fruit bucket.
by Robby H. November 22, 2004

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