3 definitions by RobberCrook

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1. A quick masturbation session, or quick sex. Or a statement that one is busy, but only for a short period of time. Can also be used to refer to a third party's where-abouts in a joking manner.
"Got caught having a quick biff this morning"

"She told me to meet her in the bathroom. A quick biff later and im back at my desk working."

"Whats up?" "Quick Biff" or "Brb, quick biff."

"Where did Ben go?" "I dunno...quick biff?" "hahaha"
by RobberCrook June 02, 2009

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1. A complicated and versitile word than can replace almost any noun. Generally used for sexual or bathroom humor and commonly replaces swear words or blunt expressions such as "Fuck It!" "Damn It!"

2. A warning to others in the room that one has farted.

3. An annoying response.
1. "Dude just got kicked in the buvit."

"I just dropped a mean buvit."

*spills beer* "BUVIT!!"

2. *BRROMST!*...."Buvit."

3. "It's right above it." "What's a buvit?"
by RobberCrook June 02, 2009

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1. A punch, landing directly on the anus, whilst exclaiming "Fudge Bar!". A suprise attack in relation to punch buggy or a charlie horse.

2. To be screwed over.

3. A fudgecicle.
1. "Nathan just fell alseep someone fudge bar him, quick!" " FUDGEBAR!!"*punch*

2. "Well steve really got the fudge bar on that one"

3. "Somebody wanna grab me a fudge bar from the freezer?"
by RobberCrook June 02, 2009

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