2 definitions by RobYourNob

Doing a close is the action of going out at night to a party and one does not succeed in the girls category. As a result, the close will drink away his regrets and mope about asking himself about all the various possibilities as to why he had not succeeded. After much self-deliberation, he will conclude that it's his looks or his intellectual ability. After beating himself up, he will shit himself and go to hospital, waking up stark naked wishing that one day he will be able to overtake his friends and younger brother in succeedinng with the opposite sex.
Maisy: I just parred Jack!
Pippa: Me too, I'm scared he is going to do a close.
Maisy: He's already depressed.
Pippa: just wait until the poo comes.
by RobYourNob June 20, 2011
Someone who likes Asain girls (Usually from China or India)
Jack: Jamie, we are both experienced Brinkers, what's the Asain poon saying tonight?
by RobYourNob April 23, 2011

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