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1 definition by Riley Forester

When you are fucking a girl from behind, you spit so she thinks you came. Once she turns around you poke her in the eye with your penis, then you kick her in the shins.
"So did you get her back? What did you do?"
"I Captain Hooked that dirty whore"
by Riley Forester March 20, 2007