2 definitions by Ricky Simpson

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A deliberately controversial opinion, normally said to get a rise from a target.
Friend 1: "For all his faults, you have to admit Fred West was a top gardener"

Friend 2: "Dude, keep that offpinion to yourself"
by Ricky Simpson December 15, 2007

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When a person is so fat, there is no physical distinction of where their calfs end, and their ankles start.
"Whoa! She's a big girl!"

"Yeah, a knee length skirt is not a good idea. Look at those cankles"
by Ricky Simpson November 06, 2007

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