"Emily, you must remember to wash and clean your fudge factory before getting out of the bathtub."
Husband: Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?
Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!
Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"
Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!
Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!
(n.) The opening to any body cavity (or mechanical masturbatory device) into which the penis can be inserted for sexual gratification.
When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:
1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).
In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:
1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).
Husband: Suppose we’ll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?
Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!
Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?
Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...
(v. gerund) A euphemism for really puking one's guts out to the max... major vomiting action.
See also: blowing lunch
and barf meat
Betty: Did you enjoy the party last night, Rob?
Rob: Yes, but I drank too much and I upchucked all night long.
Betty: So did I!!! I was blowing lunch until two o'clock this morning.
Rob: I'm sure I swallowed some barf meat.
Betty: Did it taste good?
Rob: Hell NO, bitch! What kind of pervert do you think I am?
Betty: Oh, I don't think you're a pervert, dude. I only asked because the baloney sandwich I had for lunch yesterday tasted better when I was tossing the toenails earlier this morning.
(n.) Similar to Spanish moss
. A maggot muff can be the result of many things, such as cuntosis
, a buildup of smelly sludge in the vaginal area.
See also Vulveeta
He would've normally asked her out to eat had it not been for the rancid odor of her maggot muff.
(n.) A dominant homosexual male that employs feces in the commission of sexual acts.
My boyfriend sniffs dirty diapers and gets horny off the aroma of fresh warm poop. He's my big scat daddy.
(n.) An aged, male homosexual.
Your grandfather won't keep his eyes off my ass. He's a fucking bumfoozler, man. You're not a faggot, too, are you??