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7 definitions by Rick Pitt

 
1.
Dramanatrix
Almost identical to Draminatrix, except she has a college degree:
Dramanatrix cling irrationally to the illusion of having control over people places events and animals. The typical Dramanatrix is capable texting, talking, flirting and snarling to multiple targets at once. The Dramanatrix although usually annoying is in most cases not a life threatening condition. However, In some cases I phone separation anxiety can cause a Dramanatrix to snap and destroy everything in her blast radius without warning. If you find yourself in the vicinity of a Dramanatrix who is running low on battery or is approaching the end of her free media or text plan seek a safe hardened location imediatley.

Dramanatrix is a chick that attempts to control multiple situations through drama and misdirection as a hub of major chaos. The Dramanatrix holds friends, family, business associates and lovers hostage through a self centered view of the world. They commit to being in multiple places simultaneously when they are nowhere at all. They worship at the alter of lame excuses while meandering through tiring lapses of credibility. The Dramanatrix is typically an ego maniac with no self esteem. They want many people in their orbit to keep options open and to maximize the disruption of other people’s plans.
Dude: WTF baby , are you coming or not?
Dramanatrix: texts dude the word yep.

20 min later ..
Dude: Let's go, we are almost two hours late..
Dramanatrix: texts, 4 what?
Dude: Dinner.
Dramanatrix: Drunk now,not going..
by Rick Pitt October 10, 2011
 
2.
The pathetic act of simulated boxing, through high speed, rapid succession uppercuts, jabs and haymakers, against imaginary opponents.

Boxerbation is usually done in private if the if the person still possesses a shred of dignity.

Public boxerbation although still legal in most states is generally frowned upon as to ridiculous to warrant acknowledgment as an actual human function.
In the film Real Steel, Hugh Jackman almost pulled off being human until, his bizarre display of public boxerbation in front of an audience of millions.
by Rick Pitt October 08, 2011
 
3.
The radical acceleration of mucus and other liquified body fluids and chemicals ,including coke chunky blood as they are launched via sneeze down a well mostuirized snotqueduct.
The supermodel I was out with, was so wasted her bloody snot luge ruined my white dinner jacket.
by Rick Pitt October 01, 2011
 
4.
Snotqueduct

The small flesh channel connecting the base of the nose widening slightly to the top of the upper lip, forming the lip dip.
A snotqueduct allows the free flowing movement of mucus

snot and other bodily fluids from the nostrils to the upper lip.

The liquids may then either be wiped away with a Kleenex or,

lapped up with tongue like an overzealous retriever.
Each snotqueduct is totally unique although, Obama and Lady GaGa share similar, wide symmetrical I don’t have time for a snotqueduct,snotqueducts.

Tom Brokaw has an inverted funnel like snotqueduct.

Mick Jagger has a deep wide Suez canalesque snotqueduct.

Sarah Palin has a dainty indentation as though God placed his pinky on her lips and said, please stop talking.

Charlie Sheen’s snotqueduct is perfectly shaped to hold a straw in place.

Chaz Bono ‘s snotqueduct seems a bit confused. Yet, Mama

Cher’s aligns perfectly with her cleavage.

Brangelina’s dueling ducts are a combination snotluge and duck blind.

Hillary Clinton has a white hot magma spewing flesh trough

Kim Jong Il Has a mdest hard working snotqueduct that

provides sustenance to his people in times of famine.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s reversible snotqueduct is so sinister it must be concealed under Ringoesque facial hair, as not to be shouted down publicly by those who find it impossible to contain the laughter.

Vladimir Putin is said to spend hours primping his manly snotqueduct prior to his macho man photo ops.

The policeman was so obsessed the moistness of Lindsay Lohan’s snotqueduct, that he fantasized about, being the skinny dipping coke booger she never picks.
by Rick Pitt October 01, 2011
 
5.
Imnesia manifests itself in different ways. It is most closely associated with forgetting where you left your I-phone.

It can also describe the loss of ability to process the need for basic human contact as a result of I-phone use.
Dude: OMG I can’t find my I-phone!
Dramanatrix: Relax fucktard, it’s just Imnesia.
by Rick Pitt October 11, 2011
 
6.
A chick that controls multiple situations through drama and misdirection as a hub of major chaos. The Draminatrix holds friends, family, business associates and lovers hostage through a self centered view of the world. They commit to being in multiple places simultaneously when they are nowhere at all. They worship at the alter of lame excuses while meandering through tiring lapses of credibility. The Draminatrix is typically an ego maniac with no self esteem. They want many people in their orbit to keep options open and to maximize the disruption of other people’s plans.
Dude 1

Cindy keeps texting that she’s on her way but, It’s been four hours.

Dude 2

Just order the fucking calamari and talk to the chick at the bar. If that Draminatrix shows up she can order from the late night menu.
Lindsay Lohan is the dominatrix of the draminatrix.
by Rick Pitt October 09, 2011
 
7.
A hot anorexic chick with a bad coke habit.

A pasty goth vampire wannabe.
That blood gargler is pretty hot. hope she's done

Wow, I thought she bit my pecker off but, it was just the backwash from her blood gargling.
by Rick Pitt October 01, 2011