18 definitions by Rick Roberson

(n.) Occurs when rock-solid fecal matter is ejected from the vagina onto a person or object, or into an appropriate container.

For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).
Husband: "Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, sweetheart?"

Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."

Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."
by Rick Roberson April 03, 2011
(n) Boo Foo is homonymous with BuFu, which means "Butt Fuck." This is a widely preferred practice in the society of male homosexuals. So Butt Fuck buddies (or Boo Foo buddies) like to take turns pounding the shit out of each other.

See also: mud stud
Homo Man 1: Who were those two guys over by the dick dancers that tried to hustle you?

Homo Man 2: Oh, just two Boo Foo buddies I used to trick with. They're both named "Bob."

Homo Man 1: So I guess they're Oral Roberts, right?

Homo Man 2: Very funny, you fucking faggot... NOT!!!
by Rick Roberson December 19, 2010
(greeting) What a blind man says when walking in close proximity to a fish market.
Zippa-dee-doo-dah, zippa-dee-day... Oh! Hello, girls!
by Rick Roberson June 12, 2010
(n.) A slang word used by parents, teachers, doctors and other adults that refers to the anus when conversing with children about personal hygiene. This terminology can also be used in general adult conversation.

see also: fudge factory
Blanch: What's for lunch, Jane???

Baby Jane: None of your business. It's a surprize.

Blanch: Will it be a mouse or bird of the week? How about some used cat litter on the side?

Baby Jane: Ah, shut up, ya talking zit!! And if you don't like my cooking you can kiss my scatoody!

Blanch: I'd rather eat a warm nutritious bowl of fermented maggots, you has-been HO!

Baby Jane: OK, then I'll drink another bottle of Listerine and puke it all up!

Blanch: That would be one tasty broth, and I can have that for my soup! Oh, thank you dear sister Jane! Tell me... what's for supper???
by Rick Roberson May 03, 2009
(n.) The creamy discharge that oozes from a yeast-infected meat wallet.
Her vagina puke was so abundant that she could decorate a wedding cake with her twat in 3 minutes flat.
by Rick Roberson March 12, 2009
(n./gerund) A euphemism for the act of vomiting or, for the more colorful imagination, puking one's guts out from over-eating and/or over-consumption of alcohol.
I ate 35 stuffed shrimp and drank 27 White Russians, then I was blowing lunch and enjoying them both a second time.

I drank four cases of beer and I was blowing lunch like there was no tomorrow.
by Rick Roberson March 02, 2009
(verb/gerund) The definition should be self-explanatory: something only a male can do. To fuck a face is to repeatedly ram your cock into the mouth of an individual. In most cases, the mouth is a more-than-adequate substitute for the preferred vagina or anus.

Fucking face is a very popular past-time for gay male couples and heterosexual couples. Anyone can suck face, but lesbians cannot truly fuck face for obvious reasons. In their case, the tongue is a more-than-adequate substitute for the depraved penis.
Lola: "Hey Steve, why didn't you guys come to my party last night?"

Steve: "Oh, Bruce and I started fucking face and couldn't stop."

Lola: "Well you missed all the fun! Darren gave Chuck a rusty trombone and I sat on Joe's face!"

Steve: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"
by Rick Roberson January 25, 2011

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