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3 definitions by Richardgayfaggotfruit

 
1.
masturbation with the help of a friend
Hey, I need some help, can you assist-a-bate me?
by Richardgayfaggotfruit April 12, 2008
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2.
the form of masturbation in a public school.
Wow Willis, do you hear him? I think hes scholastibating.
by Richardgayfaggotfruit April 12, 2008
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3.
the form of masturbation while haveing a telephone conversation.
When I'm on the phone with Cara, I love to conversate-a-bate.
by Richardgayfaggotfruit April 12, 2008
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